Wayne Austen

Wayne Austen
....For it was he.

Sunday

Isn't Love Brilliant!

Hello Love,

There I were with my friend Nelly Futtock (she is also a clairvoyant) in my lounge, arguing. Well, when I say arguing we weren't really. Nelly and I are good friends but she were channeling Mao Tse-Tung and I were the Dalai Llama and we were arguing about Tibet. Suddenly, Wayne interupts and says "Edna, forgive my intrusion but I require your services forthwith." I left Nelly practising her tai-chi on my persian while I came to my laptop. Now I have a pussy and am very fond of it, well, since it were house trained anyway, so I can understand a little of how these guys must feel in this video. Wayne has a big heart and when he first saw this it made him wee...no sorry, he says 'weep'. It reminds him of his Father's Todger and how it used to leap up at the sight of him. Enjoy!

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